Chrome Molly
Chrome Molly
Once you're in the chrome-plated dress
You'll never find an egress.

Chrome Molly
Chrome Molly
She's never makes it to Mass,
And she'll never turn down a pass.
She's Chrome Molly

Chrome Molly
Chrome Molly
Well, yah, I said "yes,"
But I was under duress.

Chrome Molly
Chrome Molly
She's just so curvaceous,
And my life's just tenebrous.
She's Chrome Molly

[Chrome Molly speaking]
You found out IÕve got a crush on you?
I left the cookies at your door.
Have you noticed I'm being aloof?
I think I've got chlamooodia.
It's soft.
I want you.
It's hard.
It's wet.
[slurp, slurp]

Chrome Molly
Chrome Molly
She tries to make me jealous
With her muscle man Russ.

Chrome Molly
Chrome Molly
Well, sure she's vacuous,
But still always garrulous.

Chrome Molly