me:
Well, sure, you've got nice hair and teeth, 
But I know about the feminine dryness 
You might be ignorant and arrogant 
But you don't have a problem with shyness 
 
her:
I changed my name to Sunshine 
So I could sell things on the phone 
Then I got into broadcasting 
After I lost my Midwestern accent 
And I had my chin done 
 
me:
Well, sure, you got nice nails and legs, 
But I know your left breast is bigger than the right one 
You might be smart as a box o' rocks,
But you sure do get plenty of sun 

her:
I wanted to have a baby 
But I couldn't imagine getting 
That fat so I got myself a divorce 
And now I'm sucking and blackmailing 
My way up to a nation al anchor spot 

me:
O, darling, you cannot smile when you 
talk about an aeroplane crash. 
You really annoy me 
But I still want to fuck you.